I wish everytime people follow me they will introduce themselves in my ask, that way I’ll know how to talk with them and I could be friends with everyone.
uterus:
hey you're not pregnant uterus:
hey just wanted to say it's been a couple of minutes and you're still not pregnant uterus:
i'm going to just keep on telling you you're not pregnant in a violent bloody way for a few days uterus:
and in case you're worried you'll be pregnant next month i'll tell you again ok because i care for you like that
